Goblin Gear: Electrons at Epic Prices!
Yo, adventurers! Wanna get yer hands on some totally rad tech? Then loot up Goblin Gear, where we sell the baddest doodads this side of the scrap yard. Our costs might be a little outrageous, but hey, you get what you splash for, right? We got buzzing swords that cut through steel like butter, flasks that brew invisibility potions in a flash, and e